Snitches Get Stitches T-Shirt – Candy Bar Parody Tee

Description

Sweet on the outside, savage on the inside. This tee flips a beloved candy logo into a hard-hitting reminder that loyalty still matters—even if your cheat day doesn’t.

Why it hits different:

  • Iconic parody design that’s part snack, part smack
  • Super-soft cotton to keep you comfy while serving street-level wisdom
  • Perfect for parties, the block, or just giving side-eye in style

For legal reasons, we recommend wearing this shirt for laughs only… mostly.

Snitches Get Stitches T-Shirt – Candy Bar Parody Tee

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$23.09 $18.47

SKU: 24578206493322646618

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    • Made to order, average production time <1 day
    • Printed and shipped from the USA
    • Pre-shrunk for the perfect fit
    • Durable yet soft 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Heavyweight fabric 207 g/m2 built to last

    Runs small True to size Runs large

    Comfort 1 2 3 4 5

    Description

    Sweet on the outside, savage on the inside. This tee flips a beloved candy logo into a hard-hitting reminder that loyalty still matters—even if your cheat day doesn’t.

    Why it hits different:

    • Iconic parody design that’s part snack, part smack
    • Super-soft cotton to keep you comfy while serving street-level wisdom
    • Perfect for parties, the block, or just giving side-eye in style

    For legal reasons, we recommend wearing this shirt for laughs only… mostly.

    Size chart



    Product Information

    FeaturesFeatures
    • 100% ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft, breathable comfort

    • Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage look right out of the box

    • Reinforced shoulders with twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability

    • No side seams = smoother fit and feel

    • Relaxed fit perfect for everyday wear or layering

    • Preshrunk fabric ensures no shrinkage
    Size & FitSize & Fit
    • Relaxed unisex fit that flatters all body types

    • True-to-size: order your regular size for a casual look

    • Available in sizes S–4XL to suit all bodies

    • Great for oversized styling or tucked-in streetwear vibes

    Fabric & PrintingFabric & Printing
    • Made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

    • At 207 GSM, your t-shirt sits just into the heavyweight category. It’s substantial, durable, and feels thicker compared to typical tees.

    • Ring spun cotton is known for its strength and softness due to the way the fibers are twisted and spun.

    • Sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting, without side seams

    • Made-to-order to reduce waste and support sustainability

    • Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology using cutting-edge technology with water-based, biodegradable, and non-toxic inks for vibrant, long-lasting prints

    • High-resolution printing ensures fine details stay crisp

    • Each tee is carefully inspected before shipping for quality assurance

    • Printed in facilities located closest to your shipping location to speed up delivery
    Product CareProduct Care
    • Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors

    • Tumble dry low heat or hang to dry for longer-lasting prints

    • Do not bleach or dry clean

    • Iron inside-out if needed (avoid direct heat on printed areas)
    ShippingShipping
    • Economy 4-8 business days. 1st item USD 3.99. Additional items at USD 2.09

    • Express 2-5 business days. 1st item USD 4.75. Additional items at USD 2.40

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