Nicest Asshole T-Shirt – Polite but Not to Be Messed With

Description

Polite? Yes. Patient? Sometimes. Push me? Prepare for fireworks. This tee is for the people who say “please” before they roast you and hold the door open after they tell you off. A perfect fit for savage sweethearts and brutally honest legends.

Why you’ll wear it proudly:

  • Straight-up truth wrapped in soft cotton
  • Eye-catching design with max attitude
  • Great for everyday wear or as your official warning label

Because being nice doesn’t mean you’re not dangerous.

Nicest Asshole T-Shirt – Polite but Not to Be Messed With

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$23.09 $18.47

SKU: 15765321307981973438

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    • Made to order, average production time <1 day
    • Printed and shipped from the USA
    • Pre-shrunk for the perfect fit
    • Durable yet soft 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Heavyweight fabric 207 g/m2 built to last

    Runs small True to size Runs large

    Comfort 1 2 3 4 5

    Description

    Polite? Yes. Patient? Sometimes. Push me? Prepare for fireworks. This tee is for the people who say “please” before they roast you and hold the door open after they tell you off. A perfect fit for savage sweethearts and brutally honest legends.

    Why you’ll wear it proudly:

    • Straight-up truth wrapped in soft cotton
    • Eye-catching design with max attitude
    • Great for everyday wear or as your official warning label

    Because being nice doesn’t mean you’re not dangerous.

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    Product Information

    FeaturesFeatures
    • 100% ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft, breathable comfort

    • Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage look right out of the box

    • Reinforced shoulders with twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability

    • No side seams = smoother fit and feel

    • Relaxed fit perfect for everyday wear or layering

    • Preshrunk fabric ensures no shrinkage
    Size & FitSize & Fit
    • Relaxed unisex fit that flatters all body types

    • True-to-size: order your regular size for a casual look

    • Available in sizes S–4XL to suit all bodies

    • Great for oversized styling or tucked-in streetwear vibes

    Fabric & PrintingFabric & Printing
    • Made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

    • At 207 GSM, your t-shirt sits just into the heavyweight category. It’s substantial, durable, and feels thicker compared to typical tees.

    • Ring spun cotton is known for its strength and softness due to the way the fibers are twisted and spun.

    • Sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting, without side seams

    • Made-to-order to reduce waste and support sustainability

    • Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology using cutting-edge technology with water-based, biodegradable, and non-toxic inks for vibrant, long-lasting prints

    • High-resolution printing ensures fine details stay crisp

    • Each tee is carefully inspected before shipping for quality assurance

    • Printed in facilities located closest to your shipping location to speed up delivery
    Product CareProduct Care
    • Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors

    • Tumble dry low heat or hang to dry for longer-lasting prints

    • Do not bleach or dry clean

    • Iron inside-out if needed (avoid direct heat on printed areas)
    ShippingShipping
    • Economy 4-8 business days. 1st item USD 3.99. Additional items at USD 2.09

    • Express 2-5 business days. 1st item USD 4.75. Additional items at USD 2.40

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