Therapy Is Nice… But Screaming Works Too T-Shirt

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Professional therapy is great—but sometimes, primal yelling into the void is just faster and more affordable. This tee is for the emotionally efficient, the humorously unhinged, and those who know retail therapy isn't the only kind. Soft, bold, and unapologetically real—just like your coping mechanisms.

Therapy Is Nice… But Screaming Works Too T-Shirt

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$23.09 $18.47

SKU: 23443362621063099706

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    • Made to order, average production time <1 day
    • Printed and shipped from your location
    • Pre-shrunk for the perfect fit
    • Durable yet soft 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Heavyweight fabric 207 g/m2 built to last

    Runs small True to size Runs large

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    Description

    Professional therapy is great—but sometimes, primal yelling into the void is just faster and more affordable. This tee is for the emotionally efficient, the humorously unhinged, and those who know retail therapy isn't the only kind. Soft, bold, and unapologetically real—just like your coping mechanisms.

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    Product Information

    FeaturesFeatures
    • 100% ring-spun cotton for ultra-soft, breathable comfort

    • Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage look right out of the box

    • Reinforced shoulders with twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability

    • No side seams = smoother fit and feel

    • Relaxed fit perfect for everyday wear or layering

    • Preshrunk fabric ensures no shrinkage
    Size & FitSize & Fit
    • Relaxed unisex fit that flatters all body types

    • True-to-size: order your regular size for a casual look

    • Available in sizes S–4XL to suit all bodies

    • Great for oversized styling or tucked-in streetwear vibes

    Fabric & PrintingFabric & Printing
    • Made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

    • At 207 GSM, your t-shirt sits just into the heavyweight category. It’s substantial, durable, and feels thicker compared to typical tees.

    • Ring spun cotton is known for its strength and softness due to the way the fibers are twisted and spun.

    • Sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting, without side seams

    • Made-to-order to reduce waste and support sustainability

    • Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology using cutting-edge technology with water-based, biodegradable, and non-toxic inks for vibrant, long-lasting prints

    • High-resolution printing ensures fine details stay crisp

    • Each tee is carefully inspected before shipping for quality assurance

    • Printed in facilities located closest to your shipping location to speed up delivery
    PRODUCT QUALITYPRODUCT QUALITY

    This isn’t one of those see-through, synthetic napkins they call “fashion” on fast fashion sites like Temu and Shein. This is the Comfort Colors 1717, a heavyweight 207 GSM legend that’s actually built to last.

    • 100% U.S. grown ring-spun cotton. The kind of cotton your skin will thank you for.
    • Manufactured in Honduras. Where real people who care about their craft make shirts that don’t suck.
    • Printed locally. So you're backing printers and workers in your own damn country.
    • Garment-dyed softness. Meaning it’s pre-shrunk, pre-loved, and looks like it’s already your favorite tee.

    It’s thick. It’s tough. It’s buttery soft. It’s the shirt you steal back from your laundry pile 3 days in a row.

    Don’t settle for disposable fashion. Own the tee that looks like art and wears like armor.

    Product CareProduct Care
    • Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors

    • Tumble dry low heat or hang to dry for longer-lasting prints

    • Do not bleach or dry clean

    • Iron inside-out if needed (avoid direct heat on printed areas)
    ShippingShipping

    We currently ship to the USA and Australia only. Your order will be printed and shipped from your country of residence to ensure speedy delivery and the cheapest shipping. All prices are listed in US Dollars.

    USA

    • Economy 4-8 business days. 1st item USD 3.99. Additional items at USD 2.09
    • Express 2-5 business days. 1st item USD 4.75. Additional items at USD 2.40

    AUSTRALIA

    • Economy 3-6 business days. 1st item 6.50. Additional items at 1.50 each

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