Let’s cut the protein fluff. This isn’t just a t-shirt. This is a statement. A lifestyle. A swole-ass flex so legendary, even your biceps will feel underdressed next to it. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the OnlyGains T-Shirt – Gym Rat Parody Tee for Savage Lifters. It’s satire. It’s style. It’s one squat away from being banned for inciting gym riots.

What Is It?
You know that other website? Yeah, that one. This ain’t it. But it rhymes. And it's for a very different kind of content—no subscriptions, just prescriptions: 1000mg of creatine and a serving of chest day six times a week. "OnlyGains" is what happens when memes curl iron and your wardrobe stops skipping leg day.

Design Breakdown:

• The word “Only” whispers softly in lowercase, like your pre-workout before it kicks in.

• “Gains”? That thing screams in bicep-curl calligraphy. It's swolligraphy.

• And that little logo? It’s not a play button. It’s the Eye of the Tiger. The last thing your excuses see before they get deadlifted into oblivion.

Who’s It For?
This tee is for:

• The lifter who flexes during Zoom meetings.

• The beast who turns cheat day into a carb-based orgy.

• The savage who counts reps like it’s foreplay.

• Anyone who’s ever said “do you even lift?” unironically… and meant it as a job interview.

Gym Tested. Ego Approved.
This shirt doesn’t absorb sweat—it filters out weakness. It doesn’t shrink in the wash—it bulks. And if you listen closely, you can hear it growl every time someone skips leg day within a 5km radius.

Customer Reviews (Definitely Not Made Up):

• “Wore this to the gym. Mirror gave me a high-five.” – Chad, Bench Philosopher

• “PR’d my soul. Didn’t even know that was possible.” – Jess, Glute General

• “My gains got gains. My protein powder saluted me.” – Raj, Curl Evangelist

Side Effects May Include:

• Random urges to deadlift your furniture.

• Strangers asking to spot you at IKEA.

• Explosive muscle growth in places you didn’t know had muscle.

• Inability to speak without yelling “LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYYY!”

Final Thoughts
This is not a parody tee. This is a battle flag for the gym-obsessed. A sarcastic punch to mediocrity’s face. A wearable meme that deadlifts your personality and power cleans your confidence.

If you’ve ever screamed “ONE MORE REP” in a Planet Fitness bathroom mirror, you already know:
There are no rest days…
There are only... GAINS.

Grab the shirt. Become the legend.
Join the revolution at OnlyGains.

P.S. Flex responsibly.

 OnlyGains T-Shirt – Funny Gym Parody Workout Tee

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